I’m excited…pictures sometime later. I’m gonna go with the 3-D glasses look (have to wait for those from my friend though so might not have pictures of the “full” costume until tomorrow or late tonight.
(Gyne’colo’gist), noun: A doctor who specializes in health care for women, especially with the diagnosis and treatment of disorders affecting the female reproductive organs.
At a typical visit with this type of doctor:
He or she will great you warmly,
perhaps tell you about their medical qualifications,
and maybe introduce you to an assistant nurse.
They’ll make sure you’re nice and comfortable.
Then, they’ll start asking some pretty personal questions, such as:
When was your last menstruation cycle?
How often do you engage in sexual activity?
Do you always use protection?
(inspired by this Lost version)
- Gather all the stupid human ingredients and make yourself a stupid sandwich.
- Include a banana.
- Devour, alternating between angry grimaces and fanatic smiles.
- Tell the bread that it was fantastic, and the peanuts that they were fantastic and the plate the it was fantastic, and you know what, taste buds? You were fantastic, too!
- For the first nineteen years of your life, don’t eat any sandwiches. Not ever.
- Then, run away while biting the first one made with plenty of ingredients from the North.
- Wait until it gets nice and thin, and declare your love for said sandwich.
- Lose it, and take comfort in pie. This is the story of how you pied.
- Tear a hole through the fabric of a paper bag to finish eating the sandwich.
- Once completely ingested, insist that you love it again…and put your mouth all over a sandwich made with the exact same ingredients, one that loves you back too and knows that it does need peanut butter-ing.
- Also, stuff in some chips. Lots and lots of chips inside all sandwiches.
- But remember, it’s a sandwich. You cannot get high off of it.
Plus the one I thought of:
The Tardis -
Amy Pond: When I was a kid, you said there was a swimming pool and a library and the swimming pool was in the library.
The Doctor: Yeah, not sure where it’s got to now. It’ll turn up. So, coming?
Amy Pond: No.
The Doctor: You wanted to come fourteen years ago.
Amy Pond: I grew up.
The Doctor: Don’t worry, I’ll soon fix that.
AND THAT IS WHY I WATCH DOCTOR WHO.
For 45 minutes on a Saturday, I’m 6 again.
The wise words of a supposedly 900-something year old Time Lord. When you grow up, he’ll fix that. I’d get along entirely too well with The Doctor. I love the way he sees everything. He sees the world through the wisest eyes in the universe but acts as if he’s one of the most naive. He’s brilliant.
Jesus, you bitches wish you could get with a time travelling spacecraft that hot.
Rose - The Doctor and BLONDE AND LEGAL? SHH JUST COME.
The End Of The World - The Doctor and the trampoline.
The Unquiet Dead - The Doctor and the gas problem
Aliens Of London/World War Three - The Doctor and another gas problem
Dalek - The Doctor and THE BASTARD CAN FLY.
The Long Game - The Doctor and snot on the ceiling that likes Simon Pegg.
Father’s Day - The Doctor and his memo on teaching Rose about Paradoxes.
The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances - The Doctor and sexual attractions to fruit.
Boom Town - The Doctor and a suddenly appearing egg.
Bad Wolf/Parting Of The Ways - The Doctor and FINALLY I GET TO KISS HER.
The Christmas Invasion - The Doctor and a murderous Christmas tree.
New Earth - The Doctor and CATS: The Musical, with added zombies.
Tooth and Claw - The Doctor and FINALLY I DON’T HAVE TO PUT ON AN ACCENT.
School Reunion- The Doctor and Rose you need to stop eating chips.
The Girl in the Fireplace- The Doctor and okay, we get dancing is a metaphor for sex now.
Rise of the Cybermen/Age Of Steel - The Doctor and Lion King music makes everything better.
The Idiot’s Lantern- The Doctor and LOOK ROSE YOU’RE ON TV. YOU’RE FAMOUS.
The Impossible Planet/The Satin Pit - The Doctor and the Eastenders reference no one heard the first time round.
Love and Monsters - The Doctor and the man who has sex with paving stone.
Fear Her - The Doctor and WHERE DID BOB GO?
Army Of Ghosts/Doomsday - The Doctor and BITCH I TOLD YOU TO HOLD ON.
The Runaway Bride - The Doctor and Christmas used to be enjoyable.
Smith and Jones - The Doctor and Rhinos that wear kilts.
The Shakespeare Code - The Doctor and No Martha, I won’t sleep with you.
Gridlock - The Doctor and the woman who gave birth to kittens.
Daleks In Manhatten/Evolution Of The Daleks - The Doctor and ARE THOSE PENISES ON YOUR HEAD?
The Lazarus Experiment - The Doctor and I think you should have just bought some anti aging cream, Gatiss.
Human Nature/Family Of Blood - The Doctor and Let’s just go follow the mysterious light in the dark forest like a twat.
Blink - The Doctor and HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK.
Utopia - The Doctor and Jack must have enjoyed Avatar.
The Sound of Drums/Last of the Timelords - The Doctor and how to be heterosexual.
Voyage Of The Damned- The Doctor and keep to singing, Kylie.
Partners in Crime - The Doctor and I shouldn’t have eaten that Mcdonalds.
The Fires of Pompeii - The Doctor and AMY WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING IN ITALY?
Planet of the Ood - The Doctor and whose genius idea was it to hold a vital organ in your hand anyway?
The Sontaran Stratagem/The Poison Sky - The Doctor and the potatoes.
The Doctor’s Daughter - The Doctor and the aliens with a fizzy drink as a face.
The Unicorn and the Wasp - The Doctor and Donna can’t play charades.
The Silence in the Library/Forest of the Dead - The Doctor and You mean we haven’t had sex yet?
Midnight - The Doctor and Merlin
Turn Left - The Doctor and the woman that could use a sat nav.
The Stolen Earth/Journeys End - The Doctor and the incredible sexual possibility.
The Next Doctor - The Doctor and LOL NO BITCH THATS A HOT AIR BALLOON.
Planet of the Dead - The Doctor and Steve Irwin’s biggest nightmare.
The Waters of Mars - The Doctor and GURL, YOU COULD USE SOME VASELINE.
The End of Time (Part 1) - The Doctor and 6 billion chances to be heterosexual.
The End of Time (Part 2) - The Doctor and FUCK YOU RUSSELL MY TEAR DUCTS ARE BROKEN.
The Eleventh Hour - The Doctor and You’re not legal? Fuck you.
The Beast Below - The Doctor and THERE’S A COUNTRY ON YOUR BACK.
Victory of the Daleks - The Doctor and The Daleks are now more gay than the cybermen.
The Time of Angels/Flesh and Stone - The Doctor and that was more than a second Amy.
The Vampires of Venice - The Doctor and fish from space that are still more believable than Edward Cullen.
Amy’s Choice - The Doctor and the hayfever reaction of a lifetime.
The Hungry Earth/Cold Blood - The Doctor and Spyro killing Rory.
Vincent and The Doctor - The Doctor and Van Gogh is Scottish.
The Lodger - The Doctor and the discovery that he showers.
The Pandorica Opens/The Big Bang - The Doctor and THE FUCK IS THIS, THE FUCK IS THAT.
A Christmas Carol - The Doctor and the fish that are into musical theatre.
“Space” and “Time” - The Doctor and Rory’s erection.
Series 6 (AKA Series THE FUCK IS GOING ON.)
The Impossible Astronaut/Day Of The Moon - The Doctor and LOL Bro your fingers look like dicks tho.
The Curse of the Black Spot - The Doctor and Roes needs to stop giving Rory drugs.
The Doctor’s Wife - The Doctor and its now perfectly acceptable to be attracted to the TARDIS.
The Rebel Flesh/The Almost People - The Doctor and the first time I never wanted to have sex with Matt Smith.
A Good Man Goes To War - The Doctor and what yoghurt flavour is your baby?
Personally, for The Doctor’s Daughter I would’ve gone with something like “The Doctor and the day he sexed himself” or “The Doctor and I’M NOT THE FATHER!” or The Doctor and incest is wincest” or “The Doctor and stop pointing that at people”….Soda face fish isn’t bad though. :P