*makes spongebob references during sex*
You better hurry up because i’m already halfway there….halfway there….halfway there…
the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles
we just need to plug up all these holes
are you feeling it now mr.krabs
do you want it to hurt
FIRMLY GRASP IT
im ready, im ready, im ready, im ready
First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times. One, two three. Then pelvic thrust. Whooooooo, whooooooo. Stop on your right foot, don’t forget it! Now it’s time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, then this, then that, then this and that, and then…
I really want to know if the similarities between these characters were as intentional as they seemed.
Because Space Oddity + Space Doge seemed appropriate.
Major Tom to ground control: Much space. Very float. Wow! Such doge.
I’ve begun silently fighting back against jerks on the subway who sit as spread out as possible. Basically I match your stance.
This guy was sitting on the train with his knees splayed and his hands on the seat to either side of him. So I slowly backed up into the seat next to him forcing him to either move his hand or have me sit on it. Then I spread my knees equally wide and stuck my elbows out just as far.
It’s amazing how uncomfortable this makes men.
Eventually he closed his knees more (so I closed mine.) The ladies across from me noticed this silent warfare and were slightly confused. When he finally got off the train and I sat like a “lady” they realized what I did and grinned at me.
Yep. This is my new thing to do on the subway.
ur a little rebel i like u
pssst hey You know why most guys sit like that? It’s a body language signal known as a “crotch display” and it’s used to show dominance/confidence. This is why guys get uncomfortable when women do this, and also why women are told to sit “like a lady” - basically, without the crotch display. When women do it, they’re telling all the dudes that they’re either stronger or on equal standing with them.
So I say right on, ladies! Go for it.
You know why most guys sit like that?
Because it’s fucking comfortable.
It’s not a display of dominance, it’s called ball discomfort. Guys don’t cross their legs because there’s a bit of stuff happening down there that doesn’t like to get squished.
Girls were told to sit “ladylike” because girls would typically wear skirts which would be visible for everyone to see.
None of you girls complain when you see Tom Hiddleston “sitting like a whore” with his famous wide-leg stance, so why the uproar?
Guys aren’t uncomfortable when girls sit like this. You are fantasizing about your almighty vagina “sticking it to the man” when really no one fucking cares.
Yeah, that’s not a valid excuse my good sir. You don’t need to take up 1 & 1/2 people’s space with your leg room. It’s not gotdamn uncomfortable to sit within your own given space. You can even cross your legs! That “stuff” moves out of the way. You sir, need to grow the fuck up and learn that while, yes, yo do have something extra in your crotchual region that it means you require airing out every time you sit down.
There’s no excuse for being a spacehogging douchewafer.
It’s not like your “stuff” settles directly in between your legs and gets crushed in between them. Usually it settles under or on top of the legs depending on how you decided to sit down or how cold it is. So if you really need them to be “aerated” then you can sit with your legs at shoulder width and you should have enough space for your twig and berries to do so. Unless you’ve got a 20 inch penis (literally) or are hiding midgets in your pants there’s no reason you need to take up your neighbor’s space.
Doing so is either a sign of dominance as previously stated or a lack of manners that you should’ve learned in kindergarten. So in the future please try to keep your legs at least slightly closed. It doesn’t need to be all the way. Just enough so that your within your own space.
P.S.: In case you are wondering at this point, I am a male and I have thorough knowledge of how “stuff” works. So don’t come back unless you can come up with a valid reason for needing leg room, like having a baseball sized tumor on your thigh.
"Oh yes, of course. Suppose it makes sense. Wearing a bit thin… I hope the ears are a bit less conspicuous this time.
THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN YOU TAKE OFF YOUR GLASSES
EVERYTHING JUST GETS KINDA BLURRY
I CAN STILL SEE HOW MANY FINGERS YOURE HOLDING UP ASSHOLE